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fartgallery:

kids that look exactly like one of their parents are so weird, it’s like they’re the lowercase and uppercase versions of a person

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meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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(via pizza)

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bagmilk:

presenting in class like

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the devil wears prada is a lie, i’m literally just wearing a white tee

(via pizza)

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